Its like Someone up there is MESSING with ME.
If I wasn't SO DAMN SHY maybe life would be so much easier.
From a young age girls have been beating me up..... playing me to the left, and placing me in the FAM ZONE..... not the Friend Zone, but the FAM ZONE!!!!!!!!!
"And he Gets the Girl" by Lupe Fiasco explains my life Story
Well I know I'm not the coolest
And this might sound kind of foolish
'Cause I know I'm not the smoothest;
Told myself I shouldn't do this
'Cause I'm not very well-suited
Not the popularest of students
We ain't in the same crowd,
I always see you with the hoopers.
But we got the same lunch,
You might see me with the cooler
That's 'cause I don't eat pork
You can never be sure.
Oh, you like Linkin Park?
That's the hat from the tour.
I got a autographed shirt they wrote "Much love to ya."
Man, that's really funny how we like the same music.
But I really love jazz;
I was gonna play the tuba
I tried to join the band; they said I was really really bad.
Didn't really make me sad;
I'm used to being the loser.
But you, I think you're super.
So much I had to pursue ya
I don't believe the things they say, or the football team's rumors.
The quarterback can't spell;
I'm his afterschool tutor.
I just took a cue from Cupid,
but now, I think it's stupid.
I, I'm sorry.
And then I walked away
Thinkin that she would never talk to me.
Like, what were you thinking
bringing up the band?
Would it got a better result if you'd just beat her up and ran?
You shouldn't have worn your glasses;
Take your shirt up out your pants.
See, now it's all over.
You won't get another chance, damn.
I was so close to her.
Then I felt a hand on my shoulder.
She said, "I know you're not the coolest, but I swear you are the cutest.
And I know you played the tuba,
I seen you at the recital.
It takes a lot to get up there and embarrass yourself.
But you shouldn't put down, you should merit yourself.
That just mean you not a punk,
I like Thelonious Monk.
He's the wallpaper on my computer.
I love Final Fantasy.
I hate first-person shooters. (Me too!)
'Meteora' was nice
but I bought 'Hybrid Theory' twice.
Half the cheerleading squad is in a stuper.
The only reason I do it is 'cause my mother took state when she was a junior.
And she want me to do the same, so I'm like, 'nuuuh.'
I wanna be an oncologist and diagnose tumors.
I gotta a pet parrot his name is 'Mr. Tuna.'
My favorite food is fish,
remember that for the future.
My IM name is missluna.
you can hit me after six.
Except...... When I open up 2 Girls they play me.......
I can't Lie I have had a beautiful Woman in my life...... due to some sticky and difficult situations it didn't last.
And for some ODD reason all the girls I have seen lately who have been pretty and have the SWAG im lookin for and just look like my type...........
THey ARE NOT INTERESTED IN MEN
WHy Ladies....Y?? Cut me some SLACK!! Jesus!! lol
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